• people: you're really quiet..
• me: nobody plans a murder out loud

nickgrimshade:

[salsa dances away from your shitty opinion]

(Source: punkasslouis)

rnedia:

my phone changes “yo” to “to” and its jeopardizing my street cred

(Source: drarna)

sadboyparty:

I kiss down your body. You let out a moan. I continue down, my tongue running to your clit. You arch your back as I keep going, my lips pressed against your inner thigh. Lower and lower I go, until I hit your ankles. You look down, confused, as I kiss my way off your body and onto the ground. Kissing my way right out the door of your bedroom and into your fridge. I eat all your food and then proceed to leave without a word.